F.A.Q.s

What is this blog about?
R: This is what our lives would be like if we were men trying to blend into everyday life.
O: *belch*


What is it like being so manly?
O: It's hairy and sweaty.
R: FOOTBALL SEASON!


What is your favorite brand of beer?
R & O: Bud Light.


If Abraham Lincoln and a bear got in a fight, who do you think would win?
R: Abe.
O: ME.


Do you guys wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
R: We don't wipe. Wiping is for women and queers!


Do you guys get a lot of pussy?
O: I get fifty women a day! I lost my virginity in the back of a Winnebago in the fifth grade!


Are you guys married?
R: Yeah, we share a wife. We may feature her in some future videos.
O: She's a whore.


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