What is this blog about?
R: This is what our lives would be like if we were men trying to blend into everyday life.
O: *belch*

What is it like being so manly?
O: It's hairy and sweaty.

What is your favorite brand of beer?
R & O: Bud Light.

If Abraham Lincoln and a bear got in a fight, who do you think would win?
R: Abe.
O: ME.

Do you guys wipe front-to-back or back-to-front?
R: We don't wipe. Wiping is for women and queers!

Do you guys get a lot of pussy?
O: I get fifty women a day! I lost my virginity in the back of a Winnebago in the fifth grade!

Are you guys married?
R: Yeah, we share a wife. We may feature her in some future videos.
O: She's a whore.

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  1. Why don't cats like to be pet on the stomach?

  2. Well Veronica, it probably has something to do with their nipples. Cat nipples are made of the most tender skin. And all that belly rubbin' can really chap up the ol' nipples.

  3. Why are you all disease ridden skanky whores?